I m looking for a good deal or fair price. Preferably a ball python or jungle carpet python. A well cared for snake.
I d rather it be a young snake. Pattern and colouration doesn t matter.

I really would enjoy a Spider ball python but i cant find many prices online and the few i do are in the thousands. Is there anywhere i can get one cheap and preferably a hatchling. If all spiders are always expensive what are some cheaper species of ball that is under the thousands

I fed my ball python today- and he struck the end of the mouse. During the constriction- he was bitten. I doesn t look bad- and he doesn t seem to be bleeding- but he was for sure bitten. I m in the Military and The military is closed during my off hours so .... is there something I should buy for it or should I just let it be- or should I- just find a way to get to the vet

-The scientific concensus for evolution is overwhelming.
-No it isn t.
-But of course - no serious biologist today refutes the theory of evolution
-Yes they do.
-But we have fossils of different hominids over different geological periods that...
-No we don t.
-Of course - look at these skulls that are in museums around the world.
-What skulls?
-Here: See? They clearly show a progression towards more modern hominid forms.
-No they don t
-Yes. Look the eyes progressively move to the front and the back of the skull grows to allow more cranial capacity. Furthermore- the canines become less pronounced as more advanced hominids adopt more omnivorous diets.
-Pish tosh! These are monkeys. They were all fabricated.
-What? No they weren t?
-Yes they were.
-Look these were found on site and later dated by methods which...
-What methods?
-Carbon dating- geological layers- all are concordant to...
-No they aren t.

So why bother?

She looks all fat and bloated and i can hear and see her swell up when she breathes in? She s also very jumpy? which is completely out of character for her? what should i do?????
I cant get to a VET as the nearest one is 30 miles away and i have no access to a car? is there anything i cud do that might help until i can get her seen to?

the approaches? ooh what is their special features ? translator used? and its purpose?