is 3-4 or sometimes 5 days a week enough for a few mins?

hes fairly young.

He is away for a weekend "guys" camping trip and I have the keys to his apartment so I can take care of his python.

I want to do something that will make his say- "AWE!! How sweet!!!"....without having to clean anything.

i want to get one and i m scared it will strangle me and kill me or it might bite and it ll be poisoness? i don t know much about them. so if you have one can you tell me about them? do they hiss? are they scary?
oh yeah and what do i feed it?

I recently had some baby bunnies die and they are the size of the rats that I would feed my ball pythons and I was wondering if I could feed them to my snakes??

I just had my ball for a week. I herd yo have to leave her alone in there for a week. Now i want to grab her. I just dont know how and what to expext. How did you do it? How long it take you? When did you start? etc.